‘Wiggle the can opener’: Twitter spends day with missing (and now safe) Dallas clouded leopard
DALLAS. A clouded leopard went missing at the Dallas Zoo on Friday.
And while the police are still investigating why the network on Nova’s hull was cut, we thought it might be fun – with Nova’s safety, of course – to comb through the puns, jokes and memes that were flowing on social media on Friday.
Here are some of the highlights:
Just saw a report about a missing leopard at the Dallas Zoo, and if I know anything about missing cats, it’s about five feet away, in a place where three people could swear they’ve already checked.
— Roscoe P. Soul Train (@turrible666) January 13, 2023
You could put up a poster of a missing leopard.
Oh wait. It will be leopard print.— Mahesh Shankar (@MaheshShankarS) January 14, 2023
My amazing new pet clouded leopard has nothing to do with the Dallas Zoo security camera glitch yesterday.
— Mason Pelt (@masonpelt) January 13, 2023
I’m sure you’re experts, but you tried to say
“Here, kitty-kitty-kitty,” and then clicked his tongue several times?
It works about half way with my cat.— Peeing Musk (@BoringGuybdr) January 13, 2023
Oh, that’s where we left our fog jumper
— Portland Pickles (@picklesbaseball) January 13, 2023
Who among us has not lost a leopard?
— Derek Thomas (@DerekAdamThomas) January 13, 2023
HOW TO GET TO LOCKHART FROM THE ZOO
— Dallas Clouded Leopard (@DFWLeopard) January 13, 2023
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